Score: 9

"yea.. this is it"

submission: Dad's Home

date: January 1, 2006

yup this is it alright just about the most god damn randome shit eva.. .. i went into physics just to figure out about that cat head fire thing, it seems to be intwined ith the hl universe the cat is actuly some kind of pyrokinetic headcrab! that creates fires on dads head to get closer to his friggin face! ok.. tha seems far out.. but.. but.. damn this is good stuff this and email!!! are just the greatest!!

Score: 8

"this. okay. have you even seen badguys 1-3?"

submission: Bad Guys Go To Hell

date: December 7, 2005

uhh.. dont really know what to say.. why am i reviewing this then in the first place you ask? i dont know..

this is pretty.. damned funny.. and enlightening.. ohhh yea dont forget enlightning you yous sons of cheeze!!

Well back to the hot ass pokings, laterz!

Score: 8

"i now know what im getting my parents 4 X-mas(day)"

submission: Half Life 2: The Nativity

date: December 7, 2005

funny story is i got a headcrab plushy for christmas...
this is funny, yea.. its ok funny.. about as funny as this review.. and if thats not boasting then .. well i know im a jerk..

watch this its HL^2 related god fish dammit christ.

Score: 9

"*sweat drops* i *pant* finally did it!!!"

submission: Aggressive Alpine Skiing

date: December 7, 2005

ohh charlotte lend me your sexy voice!!!
i finally did i beat it, yes!! *spasm!!*

P.S.
where did the beer go after he finished?
did he put it in his pockets? cuz im gunna have to get me those infinite beer holding pants!!!

Score: 9

"uhhh.. this.. is a pyromaniacs dream"

submission: SOF Supernova 2035 DS

date: November 26, 2005

well.. i want to write a review.. but that takes away time from playing more!!!

Score: 7

"uhmm.. ok.."

submission: Valhalla Knights

date: June 22, 2005

was there a point.. did i miss something , hello.. is this a series or something, sequel anything.. a pint i need answers..

Score: 3

"GOD.. what time is it"

submission: Flycatcher Face-off

date: June 22, 2005

looks like you have4 the potential to make something better so good luck, this on the other hand.. well its kindoff a waste o time

Score: 7

"it was gothic and smelly hmm dead birds"

submission: Lilium

date: June 22, 2005

i thought the humor was excelent keep up the good work, people like you always trip, n fall so get up and return to your dark glory

Score: 8

"nice..."

submission: Schoolyard Samurai

date: June 22, 2005

it was pretty serious. reminds me of my days at school.. oh the slaughter and the face balls..

Score: 9

"pretty fuckin good"

submission: Freak: Episode 2

date: January 22, 2005

i need more.. i need more!!

ya.. thats about all i can say.. pretty fuckin good